I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not! I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate this school!
Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile.I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo! I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!

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My only talent is breathing

I have asthma

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let me slip into something a little moreā€¦ comfortable


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